Do you have a crush on me? Check all of the following that apply:
I would SO adopt you as my sister!
You're dreamy in that awesome friend kinda way!
I admire you. You're a neat individual.
I have a wish-I-knew-you-better kinda crush, but it's still mainly a friend thing.
I think that you are really cute and dateworthy. Not that I'm asking. Just saying.
If you weren't just recently broken up from a really long intense relationship, I would definitely ask you out.
I turn all squishy when you're around.
I love you.
You'd be an awesome person to have casual sex with.
I am completely obsessed with you and I want to have your babies. If you, ya know, weren't a chick, which would mean surgical procedures. Which I would do anyway.
I don't have a crush on you, but you're a basically cool person who I enjoy having on my friends list.
I hate crush memes, you evil whore. DIE.
Anything else you'd like me to know?