[solomon@lunchbox sos]$ /home/sos/sos_6.30.p1_linux/bin/sos_export.pl
bash: /home/sos/sos_6.30.p1_linux/bin/sos_export.pl: /usr/bin/perl^M: bad interpreter: No such file or directory
In other words, they shipped UNIX scripts with DOS line endings.
sigh
...I think it's fitting that this tool is called 'sos'.