There really isn't much to see here, folks. Except for the FAQ.
Want an account? You aren't getting one, unless you qualify:
- Bona-Fide Cult Member (in
- Friend to whom the admins owe a favor (or five)
- Friend-wannabe who is willing to bribe the admins with kickbacks,
"services", and/or baked goods.
...Speaking of bribes...